{"product_id":"i-have-thoughts-funny-judgy-cat-card-sticker","title":"I Have Thoughts – Funny Judgy Cat Card + Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eA dry humor greeting card featuring an original digital illustration inspired by our very observant orange tabby. Calm posture. Direct stare. Internal monologue fully activated.\u003cbr\u003eThe energy is quiet. The judgment is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I have thoughts.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimalist design with plenty of white space and one sharp line that says exactly enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for cat lovers, fans of subtle sarcasm, or anyone who communicates primarily through expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJudgy Cat Card Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 5x7 flat greeting card\u003cbr\u003e• Front text: “I have thoughts.”\u003cbr\u003e• Blank back for your own message or to display as small art\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on sturdy cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• Includes one high-quality envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Includes one coordinating matte vinyl sticker (approx. 2.3\" wide)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/curiomail.com\/collections\/cats\"\u003eJudgy Cat card collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the USA by Curio Mail Co. Produced in-house and printed in small batches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note: Printed colors may vary slightly due to materials and screen differences.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46629124866179,"sku":"1017-6","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/9152\/8579\/files\/I-have-thoughts-cat-greeting-card.jpg?v=1772150593","url":"https:\/\/curiomail.com\/products\/i-have-thoughts-funny-judgy-cat-card-sticker","provider":"Curio Mail Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}